If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute
*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
things we said in school
- i’m tired
- i’m hungry
- i don’t get it
- i’m cold
- what time is it?
- i wanna go home
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
trying to be religious like
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between