Tumblr Mouse Cursors
narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

uglyaustralian:

you can unfollow me but you can never unfollow the love you have for me and my blog

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

dialupmodem:

spot the differences

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

Harry Styles, booty and Lisa Simpson keep me sane. I track the tag bootyqueen ✌