Tumblr Mouse Cursors

coolator:

god bless

breakinq:

following back heaps

going back to school

president-brobama:

"So how did u spend ur summer?"

me: image

jakemalik:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

dutchster:

when people in front of me walk slow

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

ohfunky:

if the bags under my eyes were full of money id be rich as fuck

ohfunky:

if the bags under my eyes were full of money id be rich as fuck

Harry Styles, booty and Lisa Simpson keep me sane. I track the tag bootyqueen ✌