Tumblr Mouse Cursors
bluebitchhorse:

thanks youtube

bluebitchhorse:

thanks youtube

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

intensional:

trying to be religious like

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

Harry Styles, booty and Lisa Simpson keep me sane. I track the tag bootyqueen ✌